whew

me:	Hey, what's with the teeny tiny font on <product>?
other engineer:	What are you talking about, it's not teeny tiny!
me:	Are you kidding? It's making my eyes hurt.
him:	Hmm...screenshot?
him:	(upon receiving screenshot) Eww, okay, that is eye-hurting. Maybe the fonts on your box are messed up.
me:	Heh, I told you! I know I'm old but I'm not that old.

We later figured out that it was his fonts that were messed up and everyone else was seeing the teeny tiny ugly fonts, so we filed a bug.