I was at City Hall yesterday getting some forms. The guy behind me overheard me telling the clerk my street address.
| guy: | I live right next to you! I live on <nearby street>. |
|---|---|
| me: | Wow. Actually I have some friends that live even closer to you, on <another street>. |
| guy: | Cool. So, do your kids go to Fox Elementary? |
| me: | (inwardly) WTF!!! |
| me: | (outwardly, smiling politely) No, no kids. |
I went home and decided it must have been my new Old Navy sweater making me look old, that made him ask that:
I'm now calling it my "old" sweater. (When I say this, the emphasis is totally different from when I say "old sweater".)
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